JESUS CHRIST 

My Human Geography teacher is OBSESSED with Bruce Springsteen. His youngest daughter, now five, was due on the day he was supposed to go to one of Bruce’s concerts. So, he asked the doctor for a favor. He asked for him to INDUCE THE FREAKING LABOR. AND GUESS WHAT. ON THE SECOND OF SEPTEMBER, HIS DAUGHTER WAS BORN. TEN DAYS LATER, MY TEACHER WENT TO THE SPRINGSTEEN CONCERT. GUYS. MY TEACHER FORCED A LABOR FOR A FREAKING CONCERT. AND HE TELLS US THIS ON HIS FIVE-YEAR-OLD’S BIRTHDAY.

Anime Block Tango

And now the six merry murderesses of the Kawaii County Jail

In their rendition of ‘The Cell Block Tango’

Wreck! Scouts! Sempai! Uh uh, Bukingham, Ketchum!

Wreck! Scouts! Sempai! Uh uh, Bukingham, Ketchum!

Wreck! Scouts! Sempai! Uh uh, Bukingham, Ketchum!

He had it coming, he had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you’d have been there, if you’d have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

Wreck! Scouts! Sempai! Uh Uh, Bukingham, Ketchum!

(Full metal Alchemist; Winry)

You know how people have these little habits

That get you down? Like Edward!

Edward tends to break his automail. No, not break, Wreck!

So, I come home this one day

And I’m really irritated

And looking for a little sympathy,

And there’s Edward

Laying’ on the couch, with his broken auto-mail,

No, not broken, Wrecked!

So, I said to him, I said

"You Wreck that auto-mail one more time" and he did

So I took my wrench and I gave him two warning swings. Into his head.

He had it coming, he had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you’d have been there, if you’d have heard it

I betcha you would have done the same

(Sailor Moon)

I met Tuxedo Mask from the city about two years ago

And he told me he was single, we hit it off right away

So, we started living together

We’d fight evil by moon light, we’d win love by daylight, I’d fix him a drink, and we’d have dinner.

Then I found out, single he told me

Single, my ass!

Not only was he dating another girl, oh no, he was dating ALL the other sailor scouts.

One of those Mormons, you know

So that night, when we came home

I fixed him his drink, as usual

You know, some guys just can’t hold their arsenic

He had it coming, he had it coming

He took a flower in its prime

And then he used it and he abused it

It was a murder but not a crime

(Ouran High school host club; Haruhi)

Now, I’m standing in the kitchen

Making some stew for dinner

Minding my own business

In storms my Sempai, Tamaki in a jealous rage

"You been screwing’ Kyoya!"

He says

He was crazy and he kept on screaming

"You been screwing Kyoya!"

Then he ran into my knife

He ran into my knife ten times

If you’d have been there, if you’d have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

(Free space; whomever you want it to be; I don’t care)

Mit keresek én itt? Azt mondják, a híres lakóm lefogta a férjem, én meg lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz. Én ártatlan vagyok. Nem tudom, miért mondja Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Próbáltam a rendőrségen megmagyarázni, de nem értették meg.

But yeah, did you do it?

Uh uh, not guilty

(Black Butler; Elizabeth/Lizzy)

My fiancée, Ceil and I had this double act

And his butler, Sebastian traveled around with us

With the last number in our act

We did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row

One two three four five, splits, spread eagles

Back flips, flip flops one right after the other

Well, this one night before the show

We were down at the Buckingham Palace

The three of us, drinking tea and having’ a few laughs and we ran out of sugar

So I went out to get some

I come back, open the door

There’s Ceil and Sebastian

Doing number seventeen, the spread eagle

Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out

I can’t remember a thing, it wasn’t until later

When I was washing the blood off my hands

I even knew they were dead

They had it coming, they had it coming

They had it coming all along

I didn’t do it, but if I done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

They had it coming, they had it coming

They had it coming all along

I didn’t do it, but if I done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

(Pokémon; Misty)

I loved Ash Ketchum more than I could possibly say, he was a real active guy, brave, a trainer

But he was always trying catch them all

He go out every night trying catch them all

And on the way, he caught May, Dawn, Bonnie, and Jessie.

I guess you can say we broke up because of training differences

He saw himself as the electric type and I saw him as the poisoned type.

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum

They had it coming’, they had it coming’

They had it coming’ all along

'Cause if they used us and they abused us

How could they tell us that we were wrong?

He had it coming, he had it coming

He only had himself to blame

If you’d have been there, if you’d have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same

You Wreck that auto-mail one more time

Single my ass

Ten times

Miért csukott Uncle Sam börtönbe

Number seventeen, the spread eagle

Training differences

Wreck! Scouts! Sempai! Uh uh, Bukingham, Ketchum!

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.


Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

I got Isabelle from animal crossing :o

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

I GOT A WEIRD GUY DANCING.

I got Eren as a Titan krumping. Is that bad?